Total Medals Earned: 749 (From 119 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,930 Points
Medals Earned: 7/21 (60/460 points)
Medals Earned: 30/44 (360/500 points)
Medals Earned: 19/32 (155/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/70 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/340 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Medals Earned: 4/13 (55/460 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/105 points)
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/205 points)
Die without killing anyone... awkward...
Kill your first enemy!
Kill 10 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 10 Enemies using your shield
Kill 25 Enemies using your shield
Kill 50 Enemies using your shield
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill 100 enemies
Kill 30 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 200 Enemies
Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.
Kill 300 Enemies
Kill 80 Enemies using your shield
Kill 400 Enemies
Kill 50 enemies throwing your sword!
Kill 99 Enemies using your shield!
Kill 500 Enemies
Kill all 666 enemies without dying.
Kill 600 Enemies! Haggr!
Kill Everyone!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You found bird poop! Yay!
Destroy 5 Axes while they're in mid-air
Beat a miniboss !
Beat your first boss !
Destroy 10 Turret Troopers
Kill 10 Eskimo Hunter
Kill 10 Cyber Dino
Dodge 15 drills on stage 2
Kill 15 Troopers
Buy your first gun in the upgrade shop !
Buy 3 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 2
Kill 15 Spider Mines
Complete a stage and get your first medal.
Kill Stage 3's miniboss
Kill Stage 2's boss
Get a Silver medal !
Use 2 stats points or more in every Skill
Max your Jump skill
Max your Health skill
Kill 10 Laser Beam Ship
Kill 10 Invaders on stage 4
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 4
Max your Income skill
Beat 3 bosses !
Buy ALL Guns in the upgrade shop.
Max your Reload skill
Get a Gold Ribbon Medal !
Obtain the Golden Gun !
Get Gold Ribbons for all Stages !
Buy 5 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Get to Level 12
Beat all 4 bosses and complete the game !
Wtf...?
It's so sad...
Is this a nightmare?
It is over!!!
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Defeat Stabby's 2nd Form
Defeat Stabby's 3rd Form
Defeat Stabby's Final Form
Defeat the Boss without Losing a Life
Kill bird at least once
Shoot Jebediah Springfield's head off
Reach Springfield
Complete the Game!
Shoot Otto's Earphones
Get a 3 hit combo on todd's body
Shoot Fat Tony's cup
Shoot Maud's ghost 5 times in a row
Convert all the Heathens on the Bonus Level
Kill everyone in springfield
Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Complete the game 3 times in one session!
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Steal a total of 20k candies.
Equip 3 perks at once.
Kill 50 bullies.
Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Take care of Mother...
Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.
Find the whip.
Find the mace.
Find the pistol.
Save your dad.
Save your mom.
Save your sister.
